farjaculate

The action of farting whilst ejaculating, not to be confused with the fart that sneaks out while peeing in a urinal. Typically found in drunken males while fornicating but can be found in in females. Also not to be confused with a queef in females.

Bryan was embarrassed when he farjaculated all over Kristin.

farjaculate by Madka June 21, 2010

fejaculate

Noun, female ejaculation
Verb, the act of a female ejaculating

"That whore fejaculated all over my new Mercedes!"

fejaculate by Niki February 8, 2005

Floraculate 

"Floraculate" means to enhance or decorate with flowers or floral elements. It implies the act of beautifying or adorning something using flowers or floral patterns.

"She decided to floraculate the garden for the wedding, adding colorful blooms everywhere."

Floraculate by CrazyJoker September 12, 2023

femjaculate 

When a hoe orgasms to the point that she explodes all over the accompanying party.

Dude, that girl totally femjaculated all over me.

femjaculate by The Original Master December 27, 2007

funjaculate 

To reach a point of climax by performing a task or experiencing a moment of fun or joy.

He enjoyed the Tool concert so much, the hypnotic melodies caused him to funjaculate at that very instant.

funjaculate by Kyyoung April 26, 2006

Flacculate

To shit one's pants in the big game instead of performing under pressure. Just like Joe Flacco every time he plays the Steelers.

Dick LeBeau called all the right plays and made the Ravens QB flacculate all over the place in the game today.

Fred thought he would win big at the poker tables, but he got bad flacculence and flacculated all of his money away.

Flacculate by fred_berg January 16, 2011

Fajagulate 

To open or close something

Hey man can you help me fajagulate this jar of pickles?

Fajagulate by Sockman90 April 16, 2008