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1.
using a flag of any kind to pleasure oneself
Franklin's father aproached his room to inquire about the missing flag outside of the public library. as he opened the door he saw the most horrific display of flagaculation imaginable. little franklin had stuffed a corner of the flag into his rectum and was crying like a little girl.
by smokey Bandit January 11, 2004