noun.
one who is flagger like, and enjoys tootling.
A Flaggertootly is often found in the feetle position, or in a jousting match with fellow Scandinavians.
Flaggertootlys are experts at chugging large amounts of urine colored energy drinks.
The Flaggertootly weakness is high school musical.
That Flaggertootly just stole my corndog.
That Flaggertootly just spanked a jewish asian.
That Flaggertootly just raped my uncle fabio by shoving a lightsaber so far up his belly button, he'll never purchase deli products again in his mofo'ing life.
Two pimpin best friends, who are each others best friends among best friends. They hate LPH's and act extremely gay towards each other, but are perfectly straight. And when they talk about gay sexual things, no-one seems to listen.