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flatulance

A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.
"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"
flatulance by Larry Sanders December 15, 2004
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Flangulance 

When a woman suffers from uncontrollable queefing.
I gotta move seats! Maria has chronic flangulance & its a distraction.
Flangulance by JenBurger September 1, 2017

flambulance

An ambulance or ambulance-like vehicle that has been converted into a fire vehicle. Looks like a red ambulance that says "Fire Dept." on it.
When that kid had a seizure, they sent a flambulance over.
flambulance by Hippy on a Bicycle October 28, 2003

Flatulance

An emergency vehicle that arrives to aid you up after being run over by a steamroller.
Call the flatulance, Saoirse has been run over again.
Flatulance by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026