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flatulance

A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.
"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"
flatulance by Larry Sanders December 15, 2004
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Flangulance 

When a woman suffers from uncontrollable queefing.
I gotta move seats! Maria has chronic flangulance & its a distraction.
Flangulance by JenBurger September 1, 2017

flambulance

An ambulance or ambulance-like vehicle that has been converted into a fire vehicle. Looks like a red ambulance that says "Fire Dept." on it.
When that kid had a seizure, they sent a flambulance over.
flambulance by Hippy on a Bicycle October 28, 2003

Flatulance

An emergency vehicle that arrives to aid you up after being run over by a steamroller.
Call the flatulance, Saoirse has been run over again.
Flatulance by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026