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flatulance

A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.
"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"
flatulance by Larry Sanders December 15, 2004
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Flangulance 

When a woman suffers from uncontrollable queefing.
I gotta move seats! Maria has chronic flangulance & its a distraction.
Flangulance by JenBurger September 1, 2017

flambulance

An ambulance or ambulance-like vehicle that has been converted into a fire vehicle. Looks like a red ambulance that says "Fire Dept." on it.
When that kid had a seizure, they sent a flambulance over.
flambulance by Hippy on a Bicycle October 28, 2003

Flatulance

An emergency vehicle that arrives to aid you up after being run over by a steamroller.
Call the flatulance, Saoirse has been run over again.
Flatulance by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022