10 definitions by JenBurger
by JenBurger July 31, 2019
Jackson, "so, my older sister stole dads weed, hid it in my room, & told him that I've been acting weird. Man, I'm in SO much shit now!!"
Ryan, "dude... that's pretty fkd up, WHAT A SHISTER !!"
Ryan, "dude... that's pretty fkd up, WHAT A SHISTER !!"
by JenBurger December 6, 2018
When a person who is generally really nice has a random moment when they are being a complete cunt, they are having a narcispasm.
by JenBurger July 31, 2019
Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"
by JenBurger July 10, 2016
A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"
or
"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
or
"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
by JenBurger December 8, 2007
When a female is so dirty and promiscuous that neither, yet both the terms, 'scrag', & 'trollop' are completely fitting. A combination of the two form the new term, 'scrallop'.
by JenBurger September 23, 2015
The wristband issued by doormen and bouncers at night clubs.
These are often difficult to remove (and/or forgotten) after a night of drinking, and are frequently removed the day after clubbing. They are sometimes worn as badges--proudly, yet silently, proclaiming that you got shitfaced in a public location the night before.
Named after the wristbands issued at Wayne's Inn, Puyallup, Washington.
These are often difficult to remove (and/or forgotten) after a night of drinking, and are frequently removed the day after clubbing. They are sometimes worn as badges--proudly, yet silently, proclaiming that you got shitfaced in a public location the night before.
Named after the wristbands issued at Wayne's Inn, Puyallup, Washington.
Amber, take off your freakin Wayne Chain. It's SUNDAY!!!!
or
I was at work on Saturday for over an hour before I remembered to take my Wayne Chain off.
or
I was at work on Saturday for over an hour before I remembered to take my Wayne Chain off.
by JenBurger August 11, 2008