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Limp, lacking muscle An old dude had a flaccid penis so he had to take viagra.
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1) Limp or soft
2) When the male penis is unhappy :( 3) "Down" time Often times, after cumming the penis goes into a flaccid state. When you have a huge erection and want it to become flaccid just think about your fat neighbor using your blanket as toliet paper... or baseball. Whichever works.
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A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!
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One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance Wife: You ready?
Husband: No. Wife: Now? Husband: No. Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes! |
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Lacking firmness, resilience, or muscle tone.
See Synonyms at limp. Lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management. lacking normal or youthful firmness adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; "flaccid muscles"; "took his lax hand in hers"; "gave a limp handshake"; "a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know" G.K.Chesterton; "a slack grip" syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; "flabby around the middle"; "flaccid cheeks" syn: flabby He had gone flaccid so we couldnt have sex.
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Lacking strength or erect stature. Your mother has a flaccid spinal cord.
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A watered down drink, the opposite of a "stiff" drink. When a bartender notices you have had enough to drink, and starts watering yours down, he's serving you a "flaccid drink". Bartender, this Mass Confusion is flaccid! Gimme the full shots!
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