fizork 

also known to the normal human beings as a fork.

this utensil must not be used, and i repeat, not be used as a flotation device OR weapon of mass destruction.

Damn hoe, give me back my fizork so i can eat my spaghetti.

fizork by caaat May 14, 2006

finorking 

doing father things

my dad is totally finorking rn

finorking by heudvanydvanayvd July 30, 2021