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Ferrari Master Plan™

This refers to when Ferrari or one of their F1 drivers do something so stupid that it may a deeper meaning. It often refers to Ferrari's horrible 2020 performance in F1, when they finished sixth in the Constructers standings even though they finished second in 2019. The reason for this was primarily their car. It had a high drag chassis and a weak power unit, meaning that their car was awfully slow. In 2019 at Monza (Ferrari's Home race) Charles Leclerc won and Sebastian Vettel hit 365 km/h (227 mph), which is one of the fastest speeds ever reached in a modern F1 car. However, in 2020, they had a double DNF. The term is often used in reference to Mattia Binotto, Ferrari's Team Principal, who is often blamed for these results.
Ferrari Fan: NOOOOO!!! Ferrari P6!
F1: Teams who finish lower in the championship can now spend longer in the wind tunnel
Binotto: See, it was all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™
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Ferrari Master Plan™

1. A mistake made by Scuderia Ferrari formula 1 team
2. A reason for a formula 1 driver (mainly ferrari's) to do some something stupid
3. confusing, not successful tactics/strategic moves of Mattia Binotto
"Vettel, S🅱️inalla"
"Why would I do that?"
"Don't worry Seb, it's all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™"

"Downgrade the car"
"But sir, that doesn't make sense"
"Don't worry, it's all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™"

Shikari Ferrari 

The red van that Enter Shikari drove around in. It was blown apart with pyrotechnics in the "Jonny Sniper" video.
Enter Shikari decided it was time to get rid of the Shikari Ferrari.
Shikari Ferrari by bassmaster_93 December 25, 2007

Ferrari Peek 

In the CSGO community, the term "Ferrari Peek" has been created to indicate a type of kill/peek.

A "Ferrari Peek" is when someone swings you around a corner and kills you before you even get a chance to react.
Ferrari Peeks can sometimes happen just out of luck or if you are that good, just raw skill.

Meaning - To get absolutely fucked around a corner and contemplate your reasoning for playing this shit game.
"This cheating cunt just Ferrari Peeked me upper B."
or
"I literally just raped this guy's whole family with a Ferrari Peek."
Ferrari Peek by Hunter4k February 28, 2020
To feel ferric is to feel full of iron (Fe) powered energy (often presenting as high levels of mental clarity) and to have achieved some sort of physical pump from pumping iron (eg. weightlifting), or some other form of physical exertion. The combination of the two results in a "ferric state" where mental and physical prowess are boosted.
*Person begins vocalizing their extrapolation thinking and is physically flexing*

Person: "Damn, I'm feeling ferric asf today!!!"
Ferric by Paxtoshi February 26, 2021

Ferris Bueller

one man who, along w/ the morose Cameron and the beautiful Sloane obliterated the motives of his principal and bitchy older sister all in the name of having a good time.
A true example of the ultimate teenage hero, still revered 19 years later
Ferris Bueller by KK January 8, 2005

Ferrari Strategists

The most useless people on the planet. They must be a disgrace to their parents.
What happened to the Ferrari strategy the flip are the Ferrari Strategists doing why are they using the hards.

“Whata mistake of da maker”