A Shoe-selling, beer-ingesting, hormone raging hero to people of all races and ages. A fictional super-man from Chicago, Illinois who from 1987-1997 spoke for the every-man who lived in a repetitive nightmare of a dysfunctional matrimony and a life devoid of interesting activity
a teenage girl mostly 13-16 (i dunno) who listens to pop(Hilary Duff,Jessica Simpson etc.)goes to the mall for clothes, watches The WB or FOX for shows like "One Tree Hill", "What I Like About You" and "The O.C." for the "hotties" and sometimes reads Seventeen or something.
Inserts the basic words of a valley girl including 'like' and 'OMG!'.