1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.
The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.
Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.
Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.