father-in-law

The sainted man who lives with one's mother-in-law. Generally is known for having great patience.

My father-in-law is a gift from God, but my mother-in-law is a minion of the Devil.

by Loxi July 22, 2009

father in law

A too often overlooked member of your wife's family, who takes the place of the dreaded mother in law if that one is dead or if, by a weird twist of fate, she's not hating you. Rarely poses a threat to the daughter in law cuz the son-in-law is usually his favourite target.

Has to be approached with extreme caution if you're the lucky man proposing to his beloved-and-only daughter. Might welcome you with a bazooka if you're not matching his expectations to the letter. Will constantly try to tow your wife away from you, saying you don't deserve her or that your just another cheating perv. Oh and don't lie in his presence or you'll soon discover that bastard knows EVERYTHING about your past! (yes everything)

Randall almost punched his father in law in the face after that bastard tried to convince Tanya that her husband was attending a swingers' club.

by Beryl December 15, 2005

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eskimo father in-law

When you beat off or rub one out while looking at a picture of or thinking about the daughter of your buddy (18+).

I rubbed one out thinking about Poe's daughter last night, so now Poe is my eskimo father in-law

by Super Cool Dude January 18, 2013

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father-in-law Bob

The man who you should buy a coffee mug.

"I need to buy a coffee mug for my father-in-law Bob.

by Your father-in-law, Bob December 7, 2019

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Father Time's Law

Time flies by when you're in a hurry; time slows down when you pay attention to it.

A: "When I drove home from work without gas it felt like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."

by Wolfcry January 12, 2014

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