A matrimonial state as defined by:
1) Females: "Marriage is the opportunity for two souls to be legally bound together so that they can share their innermost thoughts and feelings while creating the most perfect life together."
2) Males: "Wow, a chick to take care of me like my mother used to - but with the added bonus of sex!"
See marriage definition above.
An elderly person who should not be allowed to purchase an electronic device without first consulting with a ten-year-old regarding its proper use and maintenance.
I watched in horror as my baby boomer boss pounded on the keyboard in an attempt to "figure out the e-mail."
Neither 100% of this race nor 100% of that race. Basically the cause of much confusion when filling out application forms that require one to check a single box about their racial makeup.
A biracial (or multiracial) check box should be added to every application form - because this is the real world and very few people are 100% of any particular race (unless they inbreed - yuck!)
The biggest reason for stress in most marriages and the number one cause of divorce in the United States.
Without money in which to pay the bills, Susie & Bobby are forced to file for bankruptcy.
A son's mother - who after he takes a wife, becomes jealous of the wife and considers her competition for the son's affection (which is gross and somewhat incestuous). If not put in her place (told to fuck off) by the daughter-in-law immediately after marrying her son, the mother-in-law will grow fiercely competitive and attempt to wreck the son's marriage by whatever means necessary.
My mother-in-law is jealous of the fact that I married her baby boy and helped him to become a man. What a sick bitch.
An ingenious marketing ploy whereby the creators of the dictionary get written definitions from various authors via the web (which then becomes the intellectual property of the creators) who then bind them into a book entitled "Urban Dictionary" and hawk it to various publishing houses until one of them agrees to publish it and make them rich - while the various authors who contributed to the book remain poor.
The creators of the Urban Dictionary are geniuses!
A child born of your mother's womb who is used as a unit of comparison in the family.
Mom: (Chiding) "Your brother sent me flowers for my birthday. Why can't you be more like him?"
Steve: "Ah, Mom! Can I help it if my sibling has more money to waste than me?"