Fatbeard
"Want to go down to the game store?"
"No, the owner treats everyone except his fellow fatbeards like hell."
"No, the owner treats everyone except his fellow fatbeards like hell."
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Fatbeard
A fat, smelly, nerdy white guy with a beard and long hair whose into stereotypically dorky hobbies/interests such as comic books, sci-fi, anime, traditional RPGs, colectible card games, LARPing, and/or furry art.
Rarely seen in public, they only come out of their parent's basements to attend conventions of their favorite interests, such as Star Trek, Inuyasha, or furry porn. Fatbeards have the personality of a wood plank.
Fatbeards are also known as:
trekkie, otaku, Linux user, cosplayer, Wapanese, furry, LARPer, otherkin, and loser.
Rarely seen in public, they only come out of their parent's basements to attend conventions of their favorite interests, such as Star Trek, Inuyasha, or furry porn. Fatbeards have the personality of a wood plank.
Fatbeards are also known as:
trekkie, otaku, Linux user, cosplayer, Wapanese, furry, LARPer, otherkin, and loser.
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Fatbeard
A Fatbeard is a fat male, with a beard, who has a collection of comic book's, know's way to much obscure Star Trek trivia, and probably play's M:TG and various pen-and-paper role-playing-games.
Fatbeard by OneFatGeek February 6, 2005
fatbeard
verb: To talk pedantically and at great length about minutiae in nerd and geek culture. Especially concerning tabletop games such as Dungeons & Dragons or Warhammer Fantasy Battles. Typically used as a pejorative.
Jeff wouldn't stop fatbearding about his new strength-spec'd rogue. Dude spent an hour dissecting his feat selection!
fatbeard by blood ogre September 20, 2009
fartbeard
a stinking rotten mess of a beard that hasn't been trimmed or washed in a long time. A beard with moldy foodstuffs that goes unnoticed by it's wearer.
Whoa Josh!!! You gotta shave that fartbeard off, NOW!!! Rumour has it that you're a homeless pervert!
fartbeard by Josh Joseph Delaney June 11, 2007