Qit's definitions

fink

1) A bastard, in the figurative sense. Good word to know if you're in a situation in which it wouldn't be smart to actually say "bastard."

2) A treacherous person.

"Your brother's been back-biting me again. One of these days, I'll deck that little fink!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

fat admirer

Someone (usually a straight man) who is genuinely attracted to people who are (at very least) fleshier than the ideal. Usually abbreviated as FA. See also: chubby-chaser, chubby chaser, FFA.

Ron came to the conclusion that he was a fat admirer when he finally accepted that he found Kelly Osbourne far more attractive than Mischa Barton.

by Qit May 8, 2005

gypsy

Rom nomad. Sometimes considered a derogatory term.

"I'm part gypsy somewhere way back."

by Qit February 23, 2004

NAAFA

An organization of rational adults of all sizes who, quite understandably, believe that fat people deserve the same respect as anyone else. Contrary to what their detractors may claim, they do not advocate gluttony, sloth, any of the five other deadly sins, or sitting on people.

"Joel just went off of another dumb diet...and he ended up fatter than he already was."

"That poor guy...always dieting and hitting the gym, but he never loses an ounce. What's he going to do now?"

"If he's smart, he's giving up dieting in favor of just eating right, finding a new gym that isn't swarming with bodybuilders, and joining NAAFA."

by Qit August 5, 2004

cabbit

A cat/rabbit hybrid. Exists in anime. Doesn't exist in the real world...but try telling some people that.

"There wuz this he-rabbit whut liked ta mount she-cats...and one'a dem she-cats had a litter of bobtailed kittens whut hopped!"
"Was there a Manx tom in the neighborhood?"
"I dunno...but I tell ya, dem wuzn't no Manx kittens, dem wuz cabbits!"
"...whatever..."

by Qit April 4, 2004

choad

1) A short, squatty little penis which circumference exceeds its length when erect.

2) A creep.

3) An awful guy named Chad.

4) The perineum.

Also spelled "chode."

"If that little choad doesn't steer clear of me, he's going to get injured!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

pro-lie

Uncommon slang term. Means someone who's in favor of war, the death penalty, and birth-control-clinic bombings...but against abortion, birth control, increased funding for schools, and free daycare. Usually couldn't care less about affordable pre-natal care or maternity leave.

Basically, the result of thinking that pregnancy, childbirth, and motherhood are forms of punishment rather than part of the reproductive cycle.

"He's against abortion; doesn't that make him pro-life?"
"No; he supports the death penalty and says that bombing clinics is 'justified'...even if it kills women who are there for prenatal checkups. That makes him pro-lie."

by Qit March 3, 2004