Qit's definitions

pro-choice

Someone who wants to keep abortion legal, wants euthanasia to be an option for the dying, or both. Not necessarily a heartless nihilist with no respect for human life, although that's a common stereotype. Usually considers abortion and euthanasia "necessary evils."

"I think abortion is wrong, but I realize that sometimes it's the only option. What does that make me?"
"You still count as pro-choice. Get used to it."

by Qit February 27, 2004

scripture-thumper

Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.

"A religious debate? No thanks; they bring out all the scripture-thumpers."

by Qit February 26, 2004

BHM

Big Handsome Man. A cute fat guy.

"That cute BHM didn't even seem to notice that I was eyeing him. Guess I'll have to try blatant flirting..."

by Qit January 12, 2004

fink

1) A bastard, in the figurative sense. Good word to know if you're in a situation in which it wouldn't be smart to actually say "bastard."

2) A treacherous person.

"Your brother's been back-biting me again. One of these days, I'll deck that little fink!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

homosexual

Sexually attracted to the same sex. That is, men who want it from men, and women who want it from women. Not necessarily obsessed with anal or oral sex. The common slang term is "gay." (Also used is "queer," but you shouldn't use that term unless you are yourself one.)

Not necessarily any more lewd, kinky, perverted, or normal than straights...but not necessarily any less so.

"Those scripture-thumpers are protesting the idea of a homosexual running for the Senate."
"Huh? I thought that candidate was just gay!"

by Qit February 25, 2004

fat man

A guy who could be called a BHM, if he's cute enough. What every FFA wants to hook up with.

"I guess he's not bad-looking for a fat man."
"I'd say he's not bad-looking for an *anything!*"

by Qit May 8, 2005

vegetarian

Someone who won't eat—at very least—mammal flesh. For some reason, this usually includes people who eat poultry and seafood as well as those who are almost completely herbivorous. (Someone who is completely herbivorous is called a vegan.)

Not necessarily any more healthy than an omnivore, but also not necessarily any more so.

Usually less annoying than vegans, but may hassle you over getting a hamburger instead of one of those garden patties.

"My roommate is a vegetarian. Accordingly, she's developed a killer mushroom sandwich recipe."

by Qit February 25, 2004