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Fat Girls Try Shit

As it sounds really. The age old saying that you can try almost anything with a fat girl. May also be used to describe a girl that you or your friend have tried shit with.
Hmm, Si, is that Fat Girls Try Shit over there?

Fat Girls Having Fun 

Used to discribe a photograph, video, or real-life scenario that depicts two or more fat girls having a good time. The same situations or media produced or acted by skinny girls would be seen as cute and fun and their good-time would be envied by all.

In the case of fat girls, their attempts to copy the good times of skinny girls are intepreted as "desperate" and hilariously sad.

Evidence of fat girls having fun can often be found in facebook or myspace photoalbums taken in front of bathroom mirrors, before high school dances, or by apple photobooth. Worst of course, are the photos taken by the beach.

Throwing up gang signs or making seductive kissy faces are quite common.
Girl 1: "Did you see Ellie and Liberty's photoshoot in the Torrid dressing room?"

Girl 2: "I did. Can you say "fat girls having fun?"

Fat girls make guys gay

It is a fact that if a straight man links a fat chick he will become homosexual
Wow that guy ran up that fat chick and he likes dudes now, that’s crazy but makes sense. It’s a fact, fat girls make guys gay.
Fat girls make guys gay by Bajiggle February 16, 2024

Chuckles Loves Fat Girls

An internet phenomenon and TF2F forum thread based on a quirky fetish of the known and loved Teamchuckles of TF2F (the team fortress 2 fort).

Often abbreviated to CLFG.
Guy 1: LOLOLOLOLOLO
Guy 2: Hmm?
Guy 1: Oh, I was just reading the latest CLFG, funny shit.
Guy 2: lololololololololo.

Smerbuick: CHUCKLES LOVES FAT GIRLS LOLOLOLOLO
Teamchuckles: Shut up, buick.

full as a fat girls socks

Generally used to describe when one's levels of intoxication are quite high. see term drunk as a skunk
He took my wallet? Well i suppose it makes sense, i was full as a fat girls socks that night, i wouldnt have known either way. I thought he could be trusted.

face like a fat girls fanny

An unattractive face, unless your into obese sex
Steve Bruce has a face like a fat girls fanny