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31 definitions by jamie_ledge

 
1.
Offtap: To be in a state of mind and body whereby the influence of MDMA, MDA, MDE, 2CI or other related chemicals have been consumed. It's the inner feelings of these drugs when at their highest, and the outwardly displayed behaviour of teeth grinding, jaw clenching, hugging, waving to strangers, sweating, drinking lots of fluids, slurring, telling people how much they "love and respect them", and of "how offtap they are right now"and dancing for 5 hrs non-stop or more to electronic music - until these effects have worn off. The term appears to be unique to certain parts of the southern hemisphere, especially southern australia - particularly Adelaide. Variations include "bit offtap" meaning you are still kind of feeling the effects of the chemicals and "way offtap" whereby you're thinking you're likely to keep taking drugs forever as it feels so damn good. May also describe the intensity of a bands music if it is full of energy and power or gives excitement in anticipation. This second definition appears to be unique to Australia, but not so much Adelaide

One minute you're standing somewhere chatting to friends, enjoying the wind in your face or the sights of beautiful women passing by, the next, you're barely leaning against a pole or wall somewhere you don't recognise, your eyes rolling towards the back of your head, shaking, drool running down your chin and neck, jaws jammed shut with no-one understanding a word you've just said, pit stains all the way down your shirt-sides and around the back- but with a smile on your face, a bunch of new offtap friends with you and probably one hand on someones crotch or perhaps down your own pants. In short you're in a pretty good mood although depending on where you are at the time you may have people calling the paramedics saying you might be dying, or have just came from a desert and have lost your canteen. Either way you're not likely to care very much about the paramedics, you'll probably offer them a chuppa-chup.

OR 2nd definition. -Insert bandname- goes absolutely offtap. Crowd loves them, OR the night's gunna be offtap, much respect to you and the whole crew eh, not even the birdflu epidemic is gunna stop this one going offtap.
by jamie_ledge July 17, 2006
 
2.
When perhaps, after which a male may have been engaging in physical behaviour performing a task, such as moving some heavy boxes, lifting heavy furniture, or other similar tasks, on behalf of the request of a female friend, of which no romantic links are intended, when during or after finishing the task/s, becomes aroused, has no control over the organ, has to stand and continue talking to the friend with the erection clearly seen, and then commented on by the female. Its when asked, if he is aware of the quite obvious display of arousal by the female, and then answered, that the offending organ was not intended for, or induced by,nor poses threats of any kind toward her, that it is then deemed a Platonic Boner. The female, at this point, as a courtesy, is obliged to give a few moments for the genitals to deflate to normal dimensions, and to accept that it was in fact, platonic. Any changes to his intentions from that point onwards, returns the state of the hard-on back to one of being normal, that is, of the intent to be inserted, rubbed, or stimulated by any other means to the eventual point of orgasm. Platonic Boners, once achieved, may be, and now commonly, conciously sustained for periods of time, as a form of practice for Tantric sex sessions, and socially accepted as practice for such, so long as the intent is clearly defined and can be proven to be as practice for these sessions when asked, and if the groin area, clearly shows attempts at disguise.
A super hero may be rescuing a woman from a burning building, places her safely back on solid ground, the woman noticing a large bulge in his pants, indicating an erection, and when just about to say something to the rescuer, he announces that there is nothing to fear, it's just a Platonic Boner. The woman then goes home and tells everyone that she has seen supermans willy, without fear of being labeled a whore
by Jamie_ledge September 30, 2006
 
3.
1. extra-large hard-on

2. Superman's penis

3. Description of a complete jerk-off

4. The penis of another non-descript super-hero's wang

5. Junior Patrick
Man/Woman: Is it a bird?

Man/Woman: Is it a plane?

Other Passerby: No, it's a supercock, what would a bird or a plane be doing in his underwear?, and besides, it's shaped like a penis.. Der!!
by jamie_ledge October 03, 2006
 
4.
Urban Dictionary Face Off:

When two complete strangers who have posted the same definition on Urban Dictionary, later come back, maybe several times, each time voting themselves 'up' one vote, & the other 'down' to grapple for first position. Meanwhile, they & other UD readers begin noticing a 'not so coincidental alignment' of each others thumbs up vote/each others down vote as time goes on.

UD Face Offs are brought on either by one of or combinations of revenge, obsessiveness, contempt, stupidity, perfectionism, OCD, jealousy, spite, fun, fear of dominance, may continue out of boredom and the freedoms of anonymity on the internet, or even just because the ball has started rolling & you can't stop it. As with any face off there is usually a 'Winner' & a 'Loser'. A stalemate may occur after an initial stouche, but because of the foot-print left behind from the voting, the new reader/observer reads & corresponds the vote & definition, and in their minds at that moment decide a winner & loser, and after some thought, maybe vote.
Dude I'm in the middle of an Urban Dictionary Face Off!
What the fuck is that?
It's a name i just came up with for this situation I'm in at the moment,
Yeh?
Yeh, this dude posted a definition after mine last year on UD, and ever since there has this been this ever increasing thumbs down vote corresponding with his up vote.
Blimey, that is pretty funny tho.
Yeh it is a bit, heheh.
What are ya gunna do about it?
Nothing, just post this definition.
You gunna keep voting his down every time he votes yours down?
Till the day I die or root jennifer hawkins, which ever comes first dude, which ever comes first. hahahah

by jamie_ledge December 17, 2007
 
5.
An intergalactic version of the trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named " Carney Strikes Back Combo "
by jamie_ledge January 23, 2007
 
6.
A Dude from The Netherlands who makes killa prog tunes, and whom i saw blow 20,000 minds at dance valley in 2002, and probably every year after that with his awesome live-sets. He has a few albums out, has had successful collaborations with tiesto, and no doubt will make more tunes. Described by some as an "Upbeat Progressive Trance" producer.

Tom H is his name, Junkie XL is his moniker. Bliss he brings to your ears
by jamie_ledge January 18, 2007
 
7.
When perhaps, after which a male may have been engaging in physical behaviour performing a task, such as moving some heavy boxes, lifting heavy furniture, or other similar tasks, on behalf of the request of a female friend, of which no romantic links are intended, when during or after finishing the task/s, becomes aroused, has no control over the organ, has to stand and continue talking to the friend with the erection clearly seen, and then commented on by the female. Its when asked, if he is aware of the quite obvious display of arousal by the female, and then answered, that the offending organ was not intended for, or induced by,nor poses threats of any kind toward her, that it is then deemed a Platonic Boner. The female, at this point, as a courtesy, is obliged to give a few moments for the genitals to deflate to normal dimensions, and to accept that it was in fact, platonic. Any changes to his intentions from that point onwards, returns the state of the hard-on back to one of being normal, that is, of the intent to be inserted, rubbed, or stimulated by any other means to the eventual point of orgasm. Platonic Boners, once achieved, may be, and now commonly, conciously sustained for periods of time, as a form of practice for Tantric sex sessions, and socially accepted as practice for such, so long as the intent is clearly defined and can be proven to be as practice for these sessions when asked, and if the groin area, clearly shows attempts at disguise
A super hero may be rescuing a woman from a burning building, places her safely back on solid ground, the woman noticing a large bulge in his pants, indicating an erection, and when just about to say something to the rescuer, he announces that there is nothing to fear, it's just a Platonic Boner. The woman then goes home and tells everyone that she has seen supermans willy, without fear of being labeled a whore
by Jamie_ledge October 01, 2006