Fast danced

When an innocent victim has a dance performed on them, only by those who fit the description of the Acronym.
F-at
A-ttention
S-eeking
T-roll

The dance is identified by the dancer getting into a close proximity of the victim and violating their body with the vile moves of the dance, this involves rapid movements of the arms and pumping of the legs.

Victim: Damn, I really regret hitting the dance floor last night...

Friend: Why's that man? Get drunk and pull the old one winged fly?

Victim: Worse! I wasn't paying attention and i got Fast Danced from behind....

Friend: Man, that's rough!

Fast danced by Fred Gibbon October 19, 2008

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fast and danger

leet, ubar irl, fast like gleam the cube

I have two sides, one happy, one anger. You can ask a stranger, my board is fast and danger

fast and danger by yeah January 16, 2003

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Fast danced • fast and danger • fast • fast food • Fast and the Furious • Fast Eddie • fast and furious • fast-forward • fast ass • fast break

Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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