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Farty-breath

An expression used to describe a person with halitosis or bad breath. This can range from someone with mildly unpleasant bad breath because they’ve been up all night and haven’t had a chance to brush their teeth to someone with a real problem. You know the sort of person I mean, their teeth look like the bones of animal carcases or the weathered moss covered tombstones in a neglected graveyard; and their breath, oh lord their breath, it smells like a cross between rotting fish and the decomposing faecal emissions of a diseased pig and should be declared a biohazard.
“Oh shit! It’s farty-breath! I wish I had a gasmask.”
Farty-breath by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015
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fartscratcher 

Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.
"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"
fartscratcher by Absolom24 December 31, 2013

Squeaker farts 

Squeaker farts are high pitched in sound.
Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !
Squeaker farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Flavor farts

Flavor farts are flatulence that is reminiscent of certain food odors.
Chewy let flavor farts that leaves elderberry flavor in the air.
Flavor farts by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

gator farts 

This describes a long, gurgling low pitched series of farts.
Bruto let out gator farts which left the impression that a gator had somehow crawled up his ass!
gator farts by I, Wreckerrr January 6, 2017

Fartsthma 

When someone farts in a confined space and you can't breathe to the point where you wheeze
Someone farted on the train and it gave me fartsthma
Fartsthma by Jesseh May 12, 2016