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fartin' around the turd 

Fartin' around the turd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating.

This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.
"Hey Justin, quit fartin' around the turd, these are open-air cubicles and it's starting to smell like raw sewage in here."

"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."
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pussy fartin around 

Taking your sweet ass time!
You need to stop pussy fartin around and hurry up!
pussy fartin around by AirJodi June 30, 2017

Fattin' around

Word applied to the action of any fat person.
Jamin:Quit fattin' around, Tom!
Tom:Maybe I'll kill you?
Jamin:Hahaha Oh Tom. You and your fat.
Fattin' around by larstait October 16, 2003

Farting Around 

The act or process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal.
at state park
<park ranger> what are you planning on doing
<me> umm... just fartin` around
<park ranger> sorry we dont allow farting
Farting Around by DUMPY March 23, 2005

farting around 

wasting time doing something ineffective or worthless.
Look at Cole, farting around with the ball again.
farting around by Dunky Oggins October 27, 2003

farting around 

Clean version of fucking around. Doing nothing in particular.
farting around by AIRelemental October 27, 2003

farting around 

delaying something unnecessarily by dawdling, and slacking off
quit piss farting around like an old jin and clean the freaking car
farting around by Squatdog October 26, 2003