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7.
A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control.

Types of farts
1.) The laughing fart which may cause asses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle.
2.) Hot ass tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax.
3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there ass before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american.

4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others.

5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.

6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.
Was that you or me, I think it was you dear.

Holly shit motha fukker you ever do that shit again Im putting a cork in your ass.

Fukk damn hell are you dead in side

God damn motha fukker does your ass hole come with an experation date.

After the thunder comes the rain
by Old Fart 2Trillion 23 April 22, 2003
 
15.
A fart is just the scream of an imprisoned shit!
let it brew!!!
by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004
 
16.
What i just did. It was a flapper.
I farted. frrrt!
by Joshua Tapp January 13, 2004
 
17.
1) one of the only two things constantly on a preadolescent boy's mind. The act of pushing gas out his butt and then giggling about the sound it made and the scent.

for the other thing, see burping

2) the natural musk of preadolescent boy
He thinks he's so talented because he can fart.
by duh123 July 12, 2006
 
18.
releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus
so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good
by stan March 16, 2005
 
19.
The hurrendous emission of hot, often humid, and horrible smellin gas from the Anus- hole... which smells terrible itself. For any moron who wonders why farts smell, I'll tell ya. It's because farts are more or less shit-vapor.
I'm gonna pull down my pants, and rip a nasty fart on your forehead in the middle of the night. HA!! Hopefully nothing else will come out!
by JESSE March 02, 2003
 
20.
A gaseous combustion released by the anus that often sounds and smells like your mom.
"That fool deserves a fart in his freakin face"
by brince of egypt December 15, 2005
 
21.
A gaseous emission exerted by the anus. This physical phenomena has baffled man kind for many centuries as some farts are quite repulsive yet others are rather pleasant. Farts can be very deceitful as the silent ones are often the most foul smelling and the loudest are considered comical and do not emit any noticeable odor at all. Farts are most commonly found in a gaseous state but can quite often be in a liquidized form (this is commonly referred to as a wet one). In rare cases people have be known to try and squeeze farts out, this is not recommended as traces of feces may be found in the undergarments later.
My boxers were drenched after blowing a big wet fart.
by Dr. Vincent Tersigni November 17, 2005