anything large, excessive, or otherwise inordinately disproportionate by almost any measure. Occasionally referring to an event with onomatope. (Note: substitution with the word makka.)
He blew a honking booger out his nose.
Dirty,filthy,unclean. Truly grotty.
That shirt you are wearing is absolutely honking !
Of unusually large or otherwise disproportionate dimensions; by extention, anything out of the ordinary.
That was one honkin' Gewürztraminer, Floyd! Good call!
How you let everyone around you know that you are driving a motor vehicle in NYC.
Every car in NYC: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!!
Me: Yes we get it you're in car in NYC, now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP HONKING FOR NO REASON.
The sudden overwhelming stench of a recently (usually warm and squeaky) dropped fart that is so potent it can peel paint off the wall and even make the receivers nose fall off. These farts have also been known to have a blast radius of twenty feet and last a good ten minutes after detonation.
Man, your arse is absolutely honking
Having a whinge, a moan, a complain or just a good old fashioned honk...
That bloke is always honking about something
Deaf people talking, or trying to.
Many people who are legally "deaf" can hear very limited frequency ranges, so their vocal patterns formed around the frequencies they were able to distinguish as a kid. Their speech sounds muted and does not contain details such as the sharpness of a hard "j" or "s" for example. The flat sound of this speech is usually referred to as honking since that's what it sounds like.
"Fucking deafies, nobody understands their honking."