a farp is when someone burps and farts at the same time, can often happen accidentally or purposefully
farpers should be held in great regard for the skill required to co-ordinate different bodily noises
farpers should be held in great regard for the skill required to co-ordinate different bodily noises
"After drinking a soda and having mexican food for dinner Jon was rather gaseous and farped many times."
by mitchelodian January 17, 2008
Person A: Duuude, I was totally fapping to some porn, but i totally farped in the middle of it.
Person B: Awkward.
Person B: Awkward.
by derpherpcherp89 July 07, 2011
The article of clothing worn by fat women in lieu of a sweater. It's too big to be a shawl...it can be most accurately described as a fabric tarp.
by thekracken August 17, 2011
A synonym to the more common term "sharting," the sum of shitting and farting.
fart + poop = farp
can be used as a noun or a verb
fart + poop = farp
can be used as a noun or a verb
by girlsdontp00p May 07, 2012
Formerly Athletic Regular Person - Somebody who used to be an athlete at the collegiate level but is no longer an athlete.
by Speed89 May 09, 2011
by Chaitan May 16, 2015