farkanated

When one encounters Farkan on a blind date or similar situation in which a male is assumed to be attractive, but he turns out to be a flop.

Tia went out tonight, she came home and said she got totally farkanated.

farkanated by Tia April 2, 2004

farganate 

1. (verb) When running back Justin Fargas runs for hard earned yards, bashing opposing defenses to pieces.
2. (verb) To bash someone very violently using your body weight

1. "Did you see that San Diego game? Fargas really farganated all over their defense!"
2. "You better shut up or I'm gonna farganate you through that window!"

farganate by Keircules October 7, 2009

Fartapated 

When your trying to fart but cant.

It doesn't matter how hard i push i am completely fartapated.

Fartapated by Koffie33 June 24, 2011