fapular 

When a girl is so attractive a man is unable to deny the urge to fap

Man that girl is so fapular I'm going to have to take five in the bathroom

fapular by AMOTION March 21, 2014

Fapulate 

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

Fapulate by lazydbird June 18, 2021

Fapulating Device 

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently

Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.

Fapulating Device by lazydbird June 19, 2021

fapuary 

The month of February, where one spends time alone fapping instead of getting girls, especially on February 14th.

Person: I'm gonna masturbate during fapuary, who cares about girls?

fapuary by AlexSpanker February 7, 2018

count fapula 

1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes

2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims

"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"

"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"

count fapula by Sr.Crumplecakes October 25, 2009

fabularse 

a combination of "fabulous" and "arse" used to describe something very ridiculous yet fun to look at or watch. Also known as eye candy.

"Dude, I picked up Transformers 2 at the store today!"

"That movie is fabularse."

fabularse by Trogador October 25, 2009

Fagular 

Adj. Pejorative. Something that is gay, or homosexual in nature.

Do you see the fagular way his wrists limp?

Don't give me your fagular speech about gay rights!

Fagular by yodawgg February 26, 2015