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fake-n-bake 

A person that goes to tanning salons 24/7 and looks like a paper bag: brown and wrinkley.
"I see Mrs. Smith went fake-n-baking again."
fake-n-bake by Flori August 21, 2005

fake n' bake

1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.
1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!
fake n' bake by koalaroo February 27, 2008

Fake Bake 

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"
Fake Bake by Pater August 15, 2003

Fake-Bake 

incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that fucks you up...good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.
Fake-Bake by WCKDHAz3d1305 April 24, 2013

fake bake 

when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one
Lorry: did you see that girl?
Bob: the one with the fake bake?

fake n' bake

Look at lindsay lohan...she sure has a crappy fake n bake
fake n' bake by Jah January 4, 2005