Stuck in the 1980's.
me: nah, she fakes and bakes.
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah,she's a fake and bake
friend: holy shit those ladies are tan, they must spend all thier time at the beach!
me: nah, they're fake and bakers.
Guy2:"Thats Abby...Shes tans twice a day... I think she baths in tanning oil..."
Guy1:"How can people even stand getting a Fake and Bake...? You look soo..."