fake bakery 

A tanning salon

Guy 1: nice tan brah where yah been? Been hittin the beach?

Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery

fake bakery by Terrørist July 15, 2010

fake bakery 

A place that you believe to be a bakery, but upon arrival you find out that it is not.

Girlfriend: Did you pick up the baked good from that bakery we saw on the way home?

You: Nope turned out it was a fake bakery.

fake bakery by Neipo July 22, 2010

fake n'baker 

1.) A person who is a wannabe stoner. Someone who has lots of pot around for show but doesn't know how to prep it and smoke it.

2.) A person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.

"Did you see Brian trying to roll that cone? He's such a fake n'baker."
"Every party Brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. Total fake n'baker."

"Ugh Melissa is such a fake n'baker. All she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone."
"My neighbors are such fake n'bakers"

fake n'baker by BermpChick January 2, 2013

Fakebaker 

A person who whips up a batch a cookie dough for the sole purpose of eating said dough, with no intention whatsoever to bake it. Ever.

Emily always pretends she's about to make cookies for her kids, but really she's just a fakebaker.

Fakebaker by ItsAShoreThang October 22, 2015