fapworthy

A person, place or thing worthy of masturbation.

I saw your mom yesterday, and I have to say... she is all kinds of fapworthy.

Your Lamborghini is totally fapworthy.

fapworthy by Hollywood... November 10, 2007

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Railworthy

When a woman is clearly hot enough to fuck very hard. Is often closely followed by railtime.

"Dude. Kathleen is fucking hot."
"I know man, she is definitely railworthy."

Railworthy by T-razor April 22, 2008

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When someone is so hot that you want to fapp.

Joshs sister and cousin are both fappworthy

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An utterly attractive person.

Cln is so faintworthy, she doesn't even try!

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Adjective- sufficiently interesting event or news item, appropriate to qualify to appear on fark.com (see also fark)

"Did you hear about that mule that robbed a bank in Pakistan?"

"Man, that's farkworthy."

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Melly sure is Fapworthy!

Fapworthy by Graxzious1 January 26, 2013

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To be sexually desirable to induced the need to masturbate.

She didn't need to undress, she was totally fapworthy

fapworthy by Limba Woods December 16, 2013

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