Status fail
When a facebook status has no comments or likes. The poster is likely to delete the status in order to salvage some pride
Status fail by jakethesnake47 April 21, 2010
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Status Fail
When you post a lame/dumb/obnoxious status and somebody leaves a comment on it that garners more "likes" than the status itself.
Matt: "That was a lame googled status Jamie had yesterday about rompers."
Alex: "I know, I mean your 'he used google' comment got more likes."
Matt: "Talk about a total status fail."
Alex: "I know, I mean your 'he used google' comment got more likes."
Matt: "Talk about a total status fail."
Status Fail by The-kyids August 2, 2011
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Status fail • failstatus • Fail • fail at life • fail kid • fail muffin • fail scale • fail snail • Fail-tality • Fail Asian
failstatus
Jimmy James hates people so much sometimes!! They are fucked.
Bryanna - Aww how cool are puppies
Jason - I know, especially pugs
JJ - Stop failing my status!! I'm hating ppl here!!
Jason - Muhahaha FAILSTATUS
Bryanna - Aww how cool are puppies
Jason - I know, especially pugs
JJ - Stop failing my status!! I'm hating ppl here!!
Jason - Muhahaha FAILSTATUS
failstatus by Willemrt February 5, 2009
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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