a) Getting below a 95% in any class
b) Not playing the violin, piano, flute
c) Eating food not of asian decent (chicken nuggets)
d) Failing at videogames at their first go
e) Not possessing the ability to use chopsticks
Asian 2: Too make it worse, he not even using chopsticks!
Both: Fail Asian!
Asian Person: Not doing it. Gonna mindlessly strum on my guitar and watch Jersey Shore. I'm a failasian.