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fartlecock 

the awkward moment when a gay lover finds dry turd at the tip of his penis
Eduardo was really pissed when he found a fartlecock after his night with Mark
fartlecock by Woulfeman October 11, 2010
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Fragglerock 

A kidneystone.
Guy 1: Dude I had the most hellish Fragglerock last night jesus christ.
Guy 2: Why the hell are you telling me this?
Fragglerock by Roksatar December 18, 2012

Fugglecocking 

In a process where you do not wash under your foreskin for a prolonged time and let the "foreskin cheese" collect into a small brick of cheese. Used as food and/or decoration. The brick of "cheese" is called fugglecock.
Hey Grandma, Kathy can I try fugglecocking with you?
Fugglecocking by gl1tchi3_ February 4, 2025