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fartlecock 

the awkward moment when a gay lover finds dry turd at the tip of his penis
Eduardo was really pissed when he found a fartlecock after his night with Mark
fartlecock by Woulfeman October 11, 2010
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Fragglerock 

A kidneystone.
Guy 1: Dude I had the most hellish Fragglerock last night jesus christ.
Guy 2: Why the hell are you telling me this?
Fragglerock by Roksatar December 18, 2012

Fugglecocking 

In a process where you do not wash under your foreskin for a prolonged time and let the "foreskin cheese" collect into a small brick of cheese. Used as food and/or decoration. The brick of "cheese" is called fugglecock.
Hey Grandma, Kathy can I try fugglecocking with you?
Fugglecocking by gl1tchi3_ February 4, 2025

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026