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fartlecock 

the awkward moment when a gay lover finds dry turd at the tip of his penis
Eduardo was really pissed when he found a fartlecock after his night with Mark
fartlecock by Woulfeman October 11, 2010
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Fragglerock 

A kidneystone.
Guy 1: Dude I had the most hellish Fragglerock last night jesus christ.
Guy 2: Why the hell are you telling me this?
Fragglerock by Roksatar December 18, 2012

Fugglecocking 

In a process where you do not wash under your foreskin for a prolonged time and let the "foreskin cheese" collect into a small brick of cheese. Used as food and/or decoration. The brick of "cheese" is called fugglecock.
Hey Grandma, Kathy can I try fugglecocking with you?
Fugglecocking by gl1tchi3_ February 4, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026