Time wasting/feckin' around
Stop faffing around and do the dishes!
to aimlessly waste time doing useless tasks
stop faffing around and come to bed my love
The excessive use of time for nonsense activities
Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.
wasting time by doing absolutely nothing
Dom: What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?
Matt: All your faffing about. Your electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am.
Faffing: Fucking Around For Fucking Ever.
I wanted to go out and look at art cars but my campmates spent two hours faffing and I had to wait for them.
Sexual contact, anything from a passionate kiss up to but not including sexual intercourse (paffing).
Sam: 'Mick you look a bit tired this morning'
Mick: 'Yeah, me and kung po claire were up faffing all night'
Fuck a fresher
New students at UK universities are known as fresher
s to FAF is to fuck a fresher
and is a common past time for students in freshers
week (the first week of the year)
FAF is usually used in form FAFFING
Fancy a night of FAFFING?
Shall we pop out for a FAF?
I'm going down to the students union for some FAFFING!