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1.
Farting and barfing at the same time. Usually happens when drunk.
Man, Chris was so drunk last night. All I remember after the second bottle of Jager was him farfing in the toilet!
by Kim Thorne May 15, 2008
 
2.
The act of coughing whilst farting in order to mask the sound of your gas passing.
I couldn't stop farfing at work today. It smelled terrible but at least no one heard!
by Wildhair87 August 19, 2014
 
3.
the nasty case of the smelly, runny, shits that you get after a heavy night of drinking. also known as barfing out your ass.
i was farfing all day today and it smelled disgusting