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An acronym for Fucked and Far From Home. Used to describe an unbelievably negative and unwelcome situation. Can also describe the state an object is in.
Bob: Our landing gear just fell off our airplane.
Stanley: Well now we're fucked and far from home. (FAFFH)

Susan: There is a dead mangled raccoon in my car's engine.
Jacob: Sounds like your car is fucked and far from home.
Susan: So is the raccoon!
FAFFH by hgf921 January 2, 2009
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faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.
I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.
faffing about by eydryan September 20, 2011
Related Words
faffhead • FAFFH • faff-handed • faff • faffy • faffing • faffer • Faffle • faffief • Faffa
Shortened name for fat-fuck. Is someone who is really annoying, FAT, ugly, and will never get any girls in his life.
Wow Nico you have not done anything with yourself you fafuh.
Fafuh by TheMessanator June 19, 2013
'She was mastering the art of faffery in that lesson.'
Faffery by Meadhbh January 4, 2008
Verb.
1. to waste time doing nothing. 2. to waste time doing stupid things 3. to delay, dilly-dally, especially before leaving the house to be on time somewhere.
Example 1: "I didn't do anything on Sunday; I just faffed around the house."

Example 2:
Person 1: "I can't decided between these 2 jackets to wear to the movies. Which one? Where is my black hat? Oh wait, let me get my phone. Do you know where I put it? Oh and did you feed the cat dinner? Maybe I can just check email really quick right now; we have time."
Person 2: "Stop your faffing. We have to leave now or we won't make it."

Example 3:
"He faffed around on the internet for so long that he was almost an hour late meeting us at the bar."
faff by Amy Lapierre October 12, 2005
Karl Pilkington explained to Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant that travel to foreign lands was a lot o faffin, because you have to get injections just to keep yourself alive during the visit.
faffin by jigsawtooth February 21, 2010

faffing around 

Hey, stop faffing around, and get back to work.
faffing around by loafing October 31, 2013
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