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fnaffle
The act of exhaling a sneeze into a womans vagina whilst going down on her. This is usually accompanied by lots of apologies as it was an accident but y'know, some people are into that sorta thing.
Lucy: "James totally fnaffled me last night!"
Friend:"No way! Ergh I hate it when that happens, you have to put a tissue on a stick and pick the bogeys out"
Friend:"No way! Ergh I hate it when that happens, you have to put a tissue on a stick and pick the bogeys out"
fnaffle by ItsKinky 8) April 23, 2011
faffer
A fussy, indecisive individual, prone to procrastination, dithering between tasks,and who is easily distracted and achieves very little. In-two-minds, he/she flops from one thing to another and starts all over again.
"A faffer is the enemy of time, effortlessly consuming it while pretending to be constructive" - Quote
"A faffer is the enemy of time, effortlessly consuming it while pretending to be constructive" - Quote
George emptied his rucksack and reordered the contents putting his shaving gear at the top, deciding he would need it first when he got off the plane, changed his mind and replaced it with his route map. What a faffer! At the last minute he wanted a pee, and the airport coach left without him.
Elmerdale was a wet. His girl-friend always had to tell him what to do. Left on his own he would faff his life away with trivial, unimportant tasks, getting in a muddle, forgetting the things that mattered. He polished his glasses three times before a stranger at the next table reminded him he had cleaned them already and pointed out his shirt cuffs were soaked with tea.
Elmerdale was a wet. His girl-friend always had to tell him what to do. Left on his own he would faff his life away with trivial, unimportant tasks, getting in a muddle, forgetting the things that mattered. He polished his glasses three times before a stranger at the next table reminded him he had cleaned them already and pointed out his shirt cuffs were soaked with tea.