Factified 

When someone tells you a fact after arguing for the wrong answer.

"Being scared of spiders is called having arachnophobia". Mason said.
"No it's not" Tom said.
"Yes, it's proven, you just got factified". Mason said

Factified by mmcphee2403 April 29, 2019

Facticide

Killing a fact (distorting truth).

Saying G.W.Bush was smart is facticide.
Used to support false arguments.

Facticide by Iranian Government Official June 9, 2011

fartative 

being prone to farting a lot in public, in disregard for other people's discomfort and refusing to move to a different (more private) spot. Sometimes includes smiling and adding small talk as one farts.

"We were at this party and this guy we met wouldn't stop farting! He acted like it was nothing and kept talking about the shitty weather."

Uncomfortable_guy:"Do you stink someone just farted?"
Fartative_guy:"Nah, I don't stink so... Man, it was so foggy this morning; I could barely get to work."

fartative by Imtherealme December 1, 2010

Factsitive 

A Mixture of Facts that acts like a Laxitive,Flurging Bullshit from the Brain.

He's been going around spouting pure Bullshit. Give that boy a Factsitive.

Factsitive by Waboa February 7, 2009

fatiție 

The process of gradually losing social credit due to constant manifestation of irresponsible, self-centred behaviour. Fatiția is conducted through repetead use of faticească as a perfect trust-removal tool, alongside guilt-trapping people in imaginarry, drama-loaded scenarios of betrayal and abandonment.

A: What happened to Helen? She was so cool when she came here through Erasmus at the beginning of the semester!

B: I know, right? I don’t know, last thursday Ms. Hobbs gave her a C minus for not doing her homework. She called Ms. Hobbs an “arrogant, stupid bitch”, left the classroom, spat on the hallway while the cleaning lady was mopping the floor and then drove off to some stupid techno party while leaving me and Clara without transportation to our home. We called a cab and paid 120 dollars. She’s gone through so much fatiție!

fatiție by gic2015 April 8, 2023

Factitious 

Fake news that seems to be factual; but is actually fictitious.

After this crazy year I have started believing that almost everything is FACTITIOUS.

Factitious by Major Thomas March 9, 2018

Factitioner 

Someone who publicly distorts fact and fiction for the betterment of their own personal agendas.

Person One: Do politicians lie?
Person Two: Yeah, their all factitioners.

Factitioner by Daniel O. February 7, 2008