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The act of using Facebook while going to the bathroom.
Thanks to my iPad, I can pee and facoop from the comfort of my bathroom.

Facooping is great, because I can poop and Facebook at the same time.
Facoop by DynamicDuoNyc July 13, 2011
Related Words
This is the informal way of saying the words "Fuck Off"
It can be used in pretty much any situation.
Also you spell it the same backwards.
Sal- Hey Whats up
Jim- Nuttin much, can I bum a smoke off you
Sal- Facaf
"but they stay friends"
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Jim- Hey Sal come pick me up man.
Sal- Facaf
"but probably ends up picking him up"
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Facaf by Dr.Pham October 12, 2011
To Facebook and poop at the same time.
I love to facoop, it allows me to do my two favorite things at the same time, Facebook and poop.
facoop by DynamicDuoNYC3 July 5, 2011
1. The passive-aggressive act of making threatening faces to someone when in public, or while in the company of others, as to not make a scene.

2. To mouth curse words in a threatening manner to someone in public, so others don't hear you.
"I got in a major facefight with boyfriend at the restaurant, and gave him looks like I wanted to punch his face in."

"She called me out in front of our friends, and then we got in a facefight; I mouthed every name in the book to her!"
Facefight by JB-money July 9, 2012

facebook faceoff 

After two people meet, the first person to add the other person as a friend on Facebook has lost the facebook faceoff.
"Dude, you won the facebook faceoff, that girl must really like you."
I hate working with these facocta old slow computers...
facocta by verklempt September 8, 2005