facexing 

Talking to someone on facebook (messaging, wall posting, commenting) and texting at the same time.

Okay just dont let it happen again! but it probably will since we are facexing right now.

facexing by afacexingpro June 15, 2011

Facebinge 

When initially a quick check on facebook turns into indulgent 2-4 hour session on facebook.com.

Cait: What did you get up to last night?

Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!

Facebinge by tinkabellsy March 28, 2009

Faceling

A humanoid entity with no face; found in the Backrooms.

Facelings are generally nonhostile, except for the children.

Faceling by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

facewing 

It is like facepalm, but for birds

The bird facewinged as his friends were arguing about something stupid

facewing by StarBoy336 August 26, 2019

faceping 

When a girl wants to chat up a guy but also wants to play hard-to-get at the same time, she just says "Hi" in facebook chat, and guy will "take over" the conversation from there.

Samantha (on facebook): Hi
Dick (on facebook): Oh hi samantha, how are you?
* silence *
Dick (on facebook): Pretty boring day huh?
* silence. Dick, sensing a faceping prods on *
Dick (on facebook): So, any news?
Samantha (on facebook, faking disinterest): meh

faceping by frustro May 16, 2009

facebinger 

someone who doesn't visit facebook for days, weeks, or months at a time and who, upon visiting facebook, comments on everything and anything for the next couple of hours.

jack (upon waking): ughhh, i have such a headache
jill: what happened?
jack: i'm such a facebinger. i just spent the whole night on facebook. i need a drink...

facebinger by r0ck3tm4n September 18, 2011

Faceting

Faceting fəˈsēSHing verb

One who is kidding another.

The verb of facetious.

My friend: I was doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu with Chuck Norris last night.

Me: Are you faceting me right now?

Faceting by AccurateAccountant July 30, 2019