Facebinge 

When initially a quick check on facebook turns into indulgent 2-4 hour session on facebook.com.

Cait: What did you get up to last night?

Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!

Facebinge by tinkabellsy March 28, 2009

Facebonkers 

Someone who is constantly going crazy on Facebook...
By crazy I mean... commenting on every single photo, writing on everyone's wall, groups, invites, etc. etc.

"Dude.. Freakin Kathy has gone completely facebonkers!...."
"Yeah, man... She left me like 16 photo comments and invited me to 4 groups and all this shit"
"God help us..."

Facebonkers by Klyde Frog January 27, 2009

facebooger 

An unsightly or unwanted comment or post left on your facebook profile or wall.

Ah man! Someone left a facebooger on my prom picture... :(

How do I get rid of this facebooger that someone just left on my wall?!

facebooger by Morg_rp April 14, 2009

Facebionage 

The combination of the words "Facebook" and "Espionage".
Using Facebook in order to spy on people, looking into their profile, their friends list, gathering all possible information about them.

I've done some facebionage activity last night, and guess what? As it turns out, my old friend from way back in high school is now living in Paris and he's got a new dog!

Facebionage by GreyTomato April 20, 2009

Facevine 

The formal or informal flow of information, gossip, and/or rumors through the all-knowing Facebook newsfeed.

"Hey, I heard you're single now, what happened?"
"How'd you know, we broke up last night!"
"I heard it through the facevine."

Facevine by Ross Thelen October 2, 2006

Facebang 

The act of forcing a woman to perform fellatio upon yourself and slamming her face against your crotch. A synonym of "Facefuck."

I wanna facebang the secretary.

Facebang by youwishvirg August 4, 2009

Facevine 

1. The inadvertent information superhighway that is the Facebook News Feed.

2. The source from which information is gathered over common internet sites; not related to Facestalking.

Derived from the Marvin Gaye song, "I Heard It Through the Grapevine."

Ben: So you're bailing on us this weekend, huh?

Carl: Who told you that?

Ben: I heard it through the Facevine.

Facevine by The Witticism Factory December 21, 2008