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Facebookophobe

One who avoids facebook due to the saturation of the menial tasks people describe in detail with poor grammar/spelling/diction. Nobody is as interesting as facebook would indicate.

Facebookophobes also believe facebook a pestilence.
I am a full-fledged facebookophobe, I don't give a shit how tasty your chipotle burrito was. I also think self-shots make you look like you live in your toilet.

facebookphobia 

Feeling of disgust or contempt toward facebook. You feel the world would be much better if facebook never existed or existed in a form such as Linkedin.

You hate adding friends for popularity contents, you hate having "friends" revealing all of what's going on with their life while they are not really your friends and never talk to you. You feel your list of friends is a sort of address book with too much information. You feel a world was much better for ex-es (ex-friend, ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-wife etc) when Facebook did not exist, especially for lonely people with broken hearts. Facebook feels too clingy, too invasive and too overwhelming. You feel Facebook became too big.

You feel a contempt to Facebook as Bruce Willis in one movie toward Surrogates.
- Mark is facebookphobic because he thinks Facebook makes too much distractions in making friends in real life and avoiding enemies.

-How do you save humanity when the only thing that's real is you?

- People with facebookphobia avoid facebook as much as possible

- Facebook profiles are online version of surrogates from a Bruce Willis movie. People appear to be what they are not in the real life.
facebookphobia by Master Joie September 14, 2010

facebookophobe

Someone who thinks that by refusing to join facebook, they are somehow "cool", and "not giving in", while in reality this only causes problems for everyone else who does use facebook. They use it to coordinate events and groups, but have to make special exceptions for those who aren't on it, even when they could be.
No, I'll have to send Alex a separate email. Yeah, he's a facebookophobe. What a fucking retard.

Facebookophobe ftw.
facebookophobe by oneplus999 July 30, 2008
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026