a social networking site where you log in to take quizzes and post the results in everyone's homepage - eventhough no one is interested with it.
--It is also where you learn to delete friends because of their endless post of their quiz results with their comments about it... that you have nothing to do with.
--It is also where you learn to delete friends because of their endless post of their quiz results with their comments about it... that you have nothing to do with.
Facebook Homepage:
(insert name here) took the quiz "How stupid are you?" and the result is you're stupid! roflmao
(insert name here) took the quiz "How stupid are you?" and the result is you're stupid! roflmao
by make it blank April 25, 2009
A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.
Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?
Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis
Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?
Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
...
Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis
Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?
Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
...
by Tuhdumbum November 4, 2009
When someone does something stupid and won't stop, you smack them in the face with a thick book, normally a phone book.
Random Person: *starts singing Taylor Swift*
Me: *smacks person in the face with a phone book*
Jeremy: "Facebook'd!"
Me: *smacks person in the face with a phone book*
Jeremy: "Facebook'd!"
by Speckdahl18 December 14, 2010
by playdough14 December 1, 2010
A website where fake girls can "write on each other's walls" saying how much they "LOVE" each other. In addition to this, Facebook is a place where people post random pictures and status updates that no one gives a shit about anyways. Facebook is also great for annoying teenagers that always add in on other people's wall post conversation, just so that they can maybe get some attention because they feel neglected that no one will comment on their new photo album titled "Panama City Beach with family!" or "My new bass guitar!".
This great website is also a place where you can stalk anyone you want at any given time. As if Myspace wasn't enough...
This great website is also a place where you can stalk anyone you want at any given time. As if Myspace wasn't enough...
(Typical teenage status update):
Karen: "OMG I HATE my life!!! Everything sucks.. :("
Thom: uhh..... why would you broadcast this facebook...
(Another status update):
Joe: YES! I just beat Modern Warfare 2 in 4 hours on Veteran!!!
Brad: ... does anyone care?
Karen: "OMG I HATE my life!!! Everything sucks.. :("
Thom: uhh..... why would you broadcast this facebook...
(Another status update):
Joe: YES! I just beat Modern Warfare 2 in 4 hours on Veteran!!!
Brad: ... does anyone care?
by Spazzx April 28, 2010
A high school or college student that spends an exceptional amount of time posting and browsing on Facebook; usually spending more than a half-hour a day on Facebook.
I could tell a guy on my floor was a facebooker when he was wasting hours of his time a day posting on Facebook.
by Bayard Lewis June 25, 2006