| 1. | decoy browsing | ||
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browsing innocent items whilst eyeing up what your actually in the shop for.
a tactic employed by those wishing to 1) buy something embarrassing or 2) shoplift 1) simmo went into the corner shop for his latest issue of zoo but decided to decoy browse the fishing mags until his auntie stella left the shop
2) whilst decoy browsing the soft drinks, Emma carefully slipped cans of lager into her handbag |
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| 2. | Pocket Browsing | ||
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Pocket browsing is the unintentional use of Internet service on a cell phone, usually while the phone is bouncing around in a purse or a hip pocket. Somewhat different that its cousin, the embarrassing but rather innocuous pocket dialing, pocket browsing can be an expensive mistake on cell phone plans that do not include data service. "I forgot to lock the keypad and discovered I had been pocket browsing for hours."
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| 3. | Bed Browsing | ||
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Browsing for a random persons bed to sleeping in. Knowing the person is not necessary. Cara: "Where are you sleeping tonight?"
Ali: "I don't know yet, I'll probably just end up bed browsing." |
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| 4. | browsing tools | ||
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Tools that are handy for purpose of browsing The browsing tools proved to be extremely helpful.
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| 5. | browsing tools | ||
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Tools that are handy for purpose of browsing The browsing tools proved to be extremely helpful.
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| 6. | Butt Browsing | ||
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Accidentally browsing the web on a cell phone while in the a persons pocket or another container My butt browsing cost me $10 in phone charges this month.
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| 7. | poopy-browsing | ||
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Poopy-browsing is an educated word for saying you are using your computer while taking a crap or peeing. You could've said PEE-PEE browsing but it just doesn't sound the same but hey poopy-browsing is not such a bad word if you think about it.. Kayla: "I really need new songs for my ipod."
Bob: "While I was poopy-browsing I found this really good song called ____." Kayla: "Wow thanks Bob!" Bob: "Don't thank me, thank poopy-browsing." |
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