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An unhealthy, retarded, gay obsession with facebook leading to couch potatoeism and fat basterdness. A person with this disease stays up most hours of the day on facebook doing absolutely nothing, but insists on calling it "work" or "business".
Josh: Ace wanna hang out?
Ace: nah man, i got business on facebook.
Josh: dude u have facebokliosis.
by Izamaru October 08, 2009