primetime f-in' and s-in'

The act of engaging in very arousing sexual activity, solely for the pleasure of the male involved. It is customary that after the f-in' and s-in' occurs, that the male tells that bitch to get the fuck outta town.

Literal definition: Fucking and Sucking

This bitch better stop talking and gimme some primetime f-in' and s-in' and pack her fuckin' bags and get the hell outta town

primetime f-in' and s-in' by Shortytuz November 22, 2004

F's and D's 

Abbreviation for Flirty Dirty, this means that you can flirt and touch sexually with the opposite sex, but not punch or abuse.

Guy 1: "Yo, Rhi's coming over later, going to be some serious beatdowns going on"
Guy 2: "naa man, F's and D's only!"
Guy 3: "FLIRTY DIRTY!"

F's and D's by EffandDees January 31, 2010

Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon 

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.

"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!

Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008

P and F Syndrome 

Mispronunciation of people between the letters P and F, where they pronounce P as F, or vice versa...which is annoying.

I have a ("fi" and "ep") p and f syndrome, and that's ferfect, now I'm fofular!

P and F Syndrome by pnfsyn August 30, 2010

f*** you and your clown shoes 

something one would say if your angry about something.
a random obscenity.

"Dude, your being such a jerk!"
"Yeah, well, f*** you and your clown shoes!"

f*** you and your clown shoes by Giacodan October 14, 2008

Fandsome 

Short for "fucking handsome". The opposite of "fugly".

Damn, that boy is FANDSOME!

Fandsome by AnnaBoBana September 29, 2011

fands 

(noun) A gross combination of feet and hands on short people. People with fands have a tendency to also have a lazy eye. Can also be used as an acronym to stand for Fucking Annoying Nasty Demented Shit.

I would give you a high five, but your sick fands might rub off on me.
Did you see that girl over there with the fands? She's gross!

fands by DogNazi October 13, 2011