Eyeballing (infinitive verb) refers to an erotic act of one person licking another person's eyeball. This act does not derive its erotic nature from any actual connection to a sexual organ or classically sexual act. It is only sexually arousing to people with a fetish for tongues, eyeballs, licking, or any combination of them. It was first discovered in Japan, where pornography laws arguably force creative forms of "erotic art" by not easily allowing the depiction of sexual organs.
Guy #1: Dude, you have to come see this website!
Guy #2: Why is that Japanese girl licking the other girl's eye?
Guy #1: That's called eyeballing, it's the latest thing. It gets people off.
Guy #2: Why is that Japanese girl licking the other girl's eye?
Guy #1: That's called eyeballing, it's the latest thing. It gets people off.
by pierze May 28, 2008
When a group of people constantly stare at you making it so awkward and you can clearly tell they are saying some shit about you or your mates.
by Abi F September 4, 2020
To jiz in someone's eye causing intense moment of happiness, progressing to excrutiating pain and neccesary hospitalisation.
Man... Did you see Tim Jiz in that dude's eye. He's dead. The funerals on Saturday. That eyeballer was intense.
by timmylikesoatmeal June 19, 2008
A warden of Irish decent. This being is only capable of carrying out one mundane task at a time, such as pressing door entry buttons, chain smoking strange branded cigarettes, or answering the telephone.
Eyeball is easily identified by his flaking skin, bedraggled appearance, and strange odour of TCP. Special abilities include the making of super strength tea, and talking loudly during good television programmes.
Eyeball is easily identified by his flaking skin, bedraggled appearance, and strange odour of TCP. Special abilities include the making of super strength tea, and talking loudly during good television programmes.
by badger1 October 13, 2005
I wanted beer but I was driving home so I poured some alcohol in my eye so if I got pulled over the police wouldn't know I was. drinking and driving. This is eyeballing
by dillan_is_alex_jones December 4, 2017
Short for "Mark One Eyeball". Refers to using unaided vision to spot something, as opposed to binoculars, radar, etc. Commonly used by military internet know it alls to confuse people in an argument.
Actually you could overwhelm a CBG's defenses with about twenty five small craft attacking from all points of the compass due to the in ability of Ageis to lock onto a small target effectively in the sea clutter. Most confrontations in the Persian Gulf have been observed and started by lookouts using the MK1 eyeball.
by Supaphr33k August 23, 2010
A dirty or angry look. Can also be a flirty look. To give someone the hairy eyeball you close your eyes half way and look through your eyelashes.
Back in the sixties if you were aggravated with somebody, especially someone from New Jersey, you would give them the hairy eyeball.
by Blip11 November 12, 2014