1 definition by timmylikesoatmeal

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To jiz in someone's eye causing intense moment of happiness, progressing to excrutiating pain and neccesary hospitalisation.
Man... Did you see Tim Jiz in that dude's eye. He's dead. The funerals on Saturday. That eyeballer was intense.
by timmylikesoatmeal June 19, 2008

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