3 definitions by badger1

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The story of 'Bolter the angry' was once told to children to encourage them to behave. It is believed the story is from Viking descent. Over the years there have been many variations to this fable, however most seem to mention a large 'giant' like person, with flames for hair, and shiny white bones for legs. It is believed that if Bolter the angry did not get his favourite breakfast, brought forth by flaxen haired maidens, he would eat a small child each minute until the breakfast was put before him.
Through the ages this myth has travelled. To this day some believe Bolter can be seen walking the length of Kentish Town, looking for his next child meal. Some say he has been seen drinking copious amounts of Rum. No flaxen haired maidens have ever been sighted.
Bolter: I said no bubble, extra sausage! Someone go and fetch me that toddler
by badger1 October 17, 2005

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A warden of Irish decent. This being is only capable of carrying out one mundane task at a time, such as pressing door entry buttons, chain smoking strange branded cigarettes, or answering the telephone.
Eyeball is easily identified by his flaking skin, bedraggled appearance, and strange odour of TCP. Special abilities include the making of super strength tea, and talking loudly during good television programmes.
Eyeball, ive got more culture under my foreskin than you have in your whole family tree
by badger1 October 13, 2005

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Slang term for a Police Officer who has forgotten their roots, and believes they are above all others. The term suit is often used as these officers frequently wear ill fitting cheap suits.
Look at that suit, what a numpty
by badger1 October 26, 2005

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