Masterbating with your ex...sometimes as a favor to get something out of them....like getting a ride from the airport. Pronounced Ex-ass-'er-bating.
She wanted a ride from the airport, but he told her that he expected her to get their exacerbation on. She agreed that they would be exacerbating if he helped her out...in both ways.
Michael: This is Rochester, you can live on sardines and bottle caps for income in this city...
Tim: you have a point
Michael: *he said, exagerratingly*
Tim: dont use big word with me, city man!
Michael: *and then acknowledged that 'exagerratingly' is not really a word*
Tim: im going to add it to urban dictionary Tim: that makes it official
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.