Definitions by Nikoliah

Sargasm

Pretending to have an orgasm during sex and then showing that you didn't climax in order to hurt the self esteem of your sexual partner.

Chick: I made you climax sooooo hard!
Dude: no you didn't, that was just a sargasm

Sargasm by Nikoliah November 6, 2011

Earbud blind 

When a person who is fully aware that you are wearing earbuds and listening to music, but completely ignores them, thus continuing their conversation undeterred.

Guy 1: Hey should i drink Coke or Pepsi...
Guy 2: Listening to music
Guy 1: Well what do you think?
Guy 2: did u say something?
Guy 1: Yea i want to...
Guy 2: What are you, Earbud blind? go away.

Earbud blind by Nikoliah November 6, 2011

English Teacher Syndrome (ETS) 

When an English teacher starts out nice at the beginning of a school but than later snaps and becomes a mean teacher that randomly yells at kids.

Guy 1: What ever happened to Ms. teacher? she used to be so nice!
Guy 2: Yea but shes so mean now.
Guy 1: I know, she has English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

English Teacher Syndrome (ETS) by Nikoliah November 6, 2011

exaggerbating 

The act of masturbating in a closed off room and then coming out and bragging about how you just had sex.

Guy 1: Dude, i just got laid!
Guy 2: No you didn't your just exaggerbating.

exaggerbating by Nikoliah November 5, 2011