killer of all things emo. emokillers travel in packs ranging from jocks to even nerds. They approach the emo from behind, while said emo is crying or writing poetry or making a pointless attempt at emocide.
Emokillers can also be the catalyst in turning an emo back to normal, confronting them with bright happy colors and pop songs about love and cute things.
Josh is such an emokiller. In just three days he transformed Travis from an emo to a football-playing jock with a girlfriend and jeans that fit him.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.